LOL@Tinkerbell! Speaking of his "little black package"......there's a story about a crotch potato that goes as follows......FB Paul, a guy on the local beach just couldn't make it with any of the girls, so he heads over to the lifeguard tower to see if the lifeguard has an advice for him. "Dude, it's obvious," says the lifeguard, "you're wearing baggy old swimming trunks. That makes you look like an old geezer. They're years outta style. Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of spandex Speedos--about two sizes too small - and drop a fist sized potato down inside 'em. I'm tellin ya man...you'll have all the babes ya want!" The following weekend, Paul hits the beach with his spanking new tight Speedos, and his fist-sized potato and it's worse than before. Every body on the beach acts disgusted as he walkes by, covering their faces, turning away, laughing looking sick! So Paul goes back to the life guard angain and asks him, "What's wrong now?" "JAHEESUS!" says the lifeguard, "The potato goes in front!"